Episode VII - You Hate Sandworms, the Oklahoma Kid Hates ‘em Too!

Visit beautiful downtown [unnamed city]!  Join Erik the Troubadour and I, The Oklahoma Kid, as we explore all the metropolitan wonder that is [unnamed city] has to offer.  We’ll enjoy The Arts with a performance by the Xenomorph Theatre Troupe, Sports as hometown hero Susan Sarandon leads the Orcs against the visiting Charleston Night Elves, Culture when we dive into the burgeoning hamster rap scene, and of course Cuisine by sampling the unique local flavors while making wonderful new friends…and then eating them.  All this and more, brought to you by Pretzels, America’s Bread.

• The Season Topic is… Fix this Franchise

• Erik’s Pick is…Warcraft

• Oklahoma’s Pick is…Alien

• The Domain is…Hamster Slights

• The Joke is…Fortune Favors the Cookie

• The Pretzel Hog is…the perfect blend of porkocity and saltitude…wait, would it just be a pretzel wrapped in bacon…oh my god, tm, TM, copy-write, little r in the circle, do not steal this, DO NOT STEAL THIS, we will come after you, especially YOU JOHN MAYER, you son of a [meow]

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